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The Bungalow Kitchen

 

The kettle is a most important thing not only for making the gallons of tea that Merlyn drinks but it the best place to leave a message knowing that I will get it with in 15 minutes.

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IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY WITH YOUR LOT?

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A NON-CONFORMING SPARROW
WHO DECIDED NOT TO FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER.
HOWEVER, SOON THE WEATHER TURNED SO COLD
THAT HE RELUCTANTLY STARTED TO FLY SOUTH.
IN A SHORT TIME ICE BEGAN TO FORM ON HIS WINGS
AND HE FELL TO EARTH IN A BARNYARD,
HE WAS ALMOST FROZEN SOLID.
A COW PASSED BY AND CRAPPED ON THE LITTLE SPARROW.
THE SPARROW THOUGHT IT WAS THE END,
BUT THE MANURE WARMED HIM AND DEFROSTED HIS WINGS.
WARM AND HAPPY, ABLE TO BREATHE, HE STARTED TO SING.
JUST THEN A LARGE CAT CAME BY AND, HEARING THE CHIRPING,
INVESTIGATED THE NOISE.
THE CAT CLEARED AWAY THE MANURE,
FOUND THE CHIRPING SPARROW
AND
PROMPTLY
ATE HIM.

THE 4 MORALs OF THE STORY are on webbsite:

1.
ANYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR ENEMY

2.
ANYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF THE SHIT IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR FRIEND

3.
AS LONG YOU ARE WARM AND HAPPY
EVEN IN A PILE OF SHIT,

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

 

THE INVENTORS NIGHTMARE
MANUFACTURERS WON’T CHANGE TO
SOMETHING LESS PROFITABLE
IF IT’S ONLY BETTER FOR US


NEVER BEFORE IN THE FIELD OF INNOVATION
HAVE THE PROFITS OF THE FEW BEEN
DEFENDED SO ABSOLUTELY
AT THE EXPENSE OF THE MANY
SO
TO BEGIN OR NOT TO BEGIN
INVENT OR NOT TO INVENT
DEVELOP OR NOT TO DEVELOP
PURSUE OR NOT TO PURSUE
THEY ARE THE REAL QUESTIONS
WHETHER ‘TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER
THE REJECTIONS AND RIDICULE FROM
THE OUTRAGEOUS SYSTEM
OR TO TAKE UP MANUFACTURE ONESELF
AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPPOSING





STUFF IT UP ‘EM

HAPPY NIGHTMARES

BY MERLYN FARWELL
@COPYRIGHT 1994

 

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